My fellow Americans, the fate of the nation's economy is in your hands.
The time has come to start spending again, and the place to spend is here. 
We'll make it easy - if you can't find the Oblivion Seekers product you need 
at a retail outlet near you, just contact one of the following distributors;
        

*This contradicts the theory of perceived value, which holds that consumers won't buy something cheap 
because they assume the low price means it can't be worth much. We've always felt 
that this idea underestimates the common sense of the American record-buying public, 
and besides, there's a depression going on, so buy now! and save money today.
That makes sense...